Diddly Squat: The G.O.A.T.

Farming, it turns out, is mostly a long list of things going wrong, and few people describe that list with more indignation or comic timing than Jeremy Clarkson. This all-new collection gathers more of his farming fiascos from Diddly Squat, his farm in the Cotswolds, where flat caps, stubborn livestock and baffling paperwork are all reliable sources of grief.

The blurb's billing of him as a gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner tells you the spirit of the thing: self-mocking, grumbling and very funny. A cheerful book for anyone who enjoys watching a famously confident man be humbled by mud.